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DENIZENS INCLUDING THE FOLLOWING:

 

THE TORy MENAGERIE

 

"Mendacity Mike"

 

"Dissembling Dave"

 

"The barber"

 

"Tiny Tim"

 

"Nasty" Janet

 

"Hear-no-evil"

 

"Snowjob"
Snobelen

and a cast of characters

to be added as time

progresses...

 

"Rinky-dink"
K-dink*

*A founding member of the Toronto "Lame Duck Sixteen" who will all be toast in the next election. It is noteworthy, however, that Jim Brown, a charter member sees what side his bread is buttered on and has recently joined the Toronto property tax marchers to discredit his own governing party and try to curry back some favor with the Toronto voters.

COMMENTARY

From time to time we will feature guest appearances by commentators such as:

 

PATIENT DIES ON STRETCHER, Mar.29th

MPP Gerard Kennedy, the Liberal health critic, said there should be a lot of concern about this incident because it was just one person and no bed could be found for him. "What if it was a multi-car accident [or a major disaster]?" he asked. "They couldn't find a bed for just one person[!]"

"There's no substitute for cash to hire nurses" Kennedy said, adding that [Toronto] hospitals have lost about 35% of available beds.

 

 ON WORKOUTS:

"Our workouts at the 'Social Services' Gym have left Shelley and I in fighting trim -like Batman & Robin, Lois & Clark or Woodward & Bernstein! We are ready for that fat-nosed Palooka. All we need is a 'Deepthroat' to give us the dirt on DIONNEGATE!" [Apologies to Peter & Shelley for Editorial License!]


Political Archives

The following is a sample of some of our past comments

on government policy.

 
 "Sap" Snobelen.

 
 "The Great Navigator"
   Greatest Inventions.

 
 "Status Quo" Financing.

 

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cLASSIC qUOTES*

The following are some of the all-time classic quotes by the pundits of the

Tory coterie. Can you guess who enunciated them???

"God help us if gov't takes over education!" [editor's paraphrase]
(Hint: someone who was a school trustee after an "illustrious" career in teaching).

"We let legalese and bureaucratese get in the way of just real people."

"This was certainly not our finest hour"[ but of course we will continue on in the same vein to show we really care about poor, older women].

"Let's create a crisis in education".

"Ontario's welfare fraud hotline has saved taxpayers $15 million."

"(Our government)...is the best thing that ever happened to Toronto"

"I'm never embarrassed....[I'm too dense to get it!] 

*For every right answer you get, you will automatically be put on that Tories' mailing list and receive the latest gospel according to Mendacity at least twice a week!


Quotes & Headlines to Ponder

"The modern culture of lying. From half-truth to untruth, deception has become a major 20th-century art....Welcome to the Wonderful World of Dissembling...[and Mike Harris!]." Toronto Star caption.

*"School boards fear $3 billion in cuts. The province plans to siphon at least $3 billion out of Onario's education system by the year 2000...The school board breaks down the cuts like this:
+NDP social contract cuts took $425 million from 1993 to 1996
+Tory cuts took $525 million in the 1996-97 fiscal year
+Boards have been told to expect another $1.1 billion in cuts from now to the year 2000
+No allowance has been made by the province for inflation or enrolment growth between now and 2000, costing $1.2 billion."
                     Niagara Falls Review, Sept. 29, 1997.

*"Clerics decry Tory-induced 'moral crisis'. Ontario is facing a 'spiritual and moral crisis' because of the Tory governement's social policies, particularly welfare reform, religious leaders say in an open letter to Premier Mike Harris."
                   Leslie Schrivener, Toronto Star, Nov. 6th, 1997.

"Let's give a honk for public education."
    Lorrie Goldstein, Toronto Sun, Nov.9

"Tories home in on the homeless...Since taking office almost three years ago, Premier Mike Harris has turned a troubling housing problem into a public shame. His policies have forced peple out of their homes and into the street. True, thousands of men, women and children had no homes when Harris was elected. Many were psychiatric patients who had been discharged into inadequate community care. Others were victims of the recession. So what did Harris do? First, he scrapped all new public housing programs, including long-planned pprojects to provide homes to the poor and the mentally ill. Next, he cut welfare rates by 22 per cent - a move that sparked thousands of evictions in Metro alone...This year, he dumped Ontario's aging, dilapidated public husing stock on local municipalities without enough money to repair or maintain the apartments, townhouses and co-ops that house more than 100,000 poor seniors, families and people with physical and mental disabilities...But Health Minister Elizabeth Witmer is about to do the most harm. She has ordered more than half of Ontario's 5,282 psychiatric beds to close, including five of 10 psychiatric hospitals... After all this, the Tories are suddenly discovering there is a problem...(and) This week, Community and Social Services Minister Janet Ecker announced a new $6 million task force to study the issue. The taskforce has no deadline, and apparently no clear mandate...Many believe Harris' new task force is simply a stalling tactic that will give the government an excuse not to do anything because the problem is under review... If the Tories cared whether children grow up in squalor, whether the disabled can live in dignity, whether our elderly have enough to eat, they would not have launched the massive attack on social programs that created such desperate homelessness in the first place. Actions speak louder than words."
Editorial, Toronto Star, Feb. 2nd




"Schools facing shortfall. First the megacity and now the school board. The province has short-changed the Toronto District School Board by $37 million...Education Minister Dave Johnson, who issued the funding announcement said the new Toronto board will have to cut costs... [Then, through some mind-boggling logic!] Johnson insisted the grants will maintain the 'status quo' until September..."
Jeff Harder, Toronto Sun, Jan. 17th.

"Death of a hospital. As Wellesley's lifeblood ebbs away, it's people are suffering the stages of loss. It's court fight to stave off closing is all but over. Dozens of doctors, nurses and managers have left or resigned, including just last month, the vice-president of nursing and acting director of finance. And its medical programs are struggling to provide daily care to patients with a propped-up work force of interns, agency nurses and temporary physicians."
Rita Daily, Toronto Star, Jan. 8th

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"ER backlog'serious', says Harris...'If it's one hospital (redirecting patients) it's not a big deal...but its quite a number of hospitals right now, so its a serious situation' Harris said. He said his government is addressing the problem through a special task force announced yesterday. Liberal health critic Gerard Kennedy dismissed the task force as a 'public relations Band-aid.' Kennedy said the quality of care is slipping as government budget cuts slash into the numbers of nurses and acute-care beds available to patients. 'It's almost Third World...'"
Antonellas Artuso & James Wallace, Toronto Sun, Feb 4th.

"Harris admits failure to communicate....Harris made the admission following a 90-minute meeting with 17 Whitby 'community leaders' hand-picked by his four Durham MPPs... But the leaders, a cross-section of business people, educators, police and social activists- no union leaders - politley but firmly zeroed in instead on what they said was a confusing and rushed set of new policies." (emphasis added)
Joel Ruimy, Toronto Star, Feb. 4th.

"Eves to city: Fix your own tax problems." (The kinder, gentler Ernie?)




"Truth and Rumours...The truth is, the Health Services Restructing Commission's plan will increase, not reduce, emergency service capacity in Toronto -to 3.8 million visits from 3.3 million - by 2003"!!! (emph. added) [DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY and forget about the present reality, he sang !!!]
Editorial, Toronto Sun (?)

""He's taken $800 million out (of health budget over two years and) that has led to closure of beds and layoffs of nurses"
Dalton McGuinty, Feb. 4th, 1998

"Harris' spin doctors don't fool me...'The following tactics are things that should be kept in mind... Remeber two important groups in the tone and language of our messages: Seniors and Women...to appeal to these audiences , our government must be portrayed as competent, honest and trustworthy, yet caring and protective....Competent? Honest? I don't think so. Reckless and enept are the words that spring to mind. Even the 'Beverly Hillbillies', a sneer applied to the previous NDP governement , would be more fitting wit h this bunch of goofs...Caring? Trustworthy? I'd tru st the Boyd Gang with my bank deposits before I'd trust Harris with children's well-being...Even Harris voters said they are uneasy about the fact that 'something different and less democratic is going on'. The study (recent Caledon Institute study) documents the way the Tories changed the rules, silenced debate and barred the public from discussion so that they could make major changes without being questioned.... you can plan a deeply cynical communications strategy, but you can't...fool all of the women and all of the seniors all of the time." [Especially in light of the recent Dionne affair?! Note: If you have not read this article in it's entirety, you owe it to yourself to sample Michelle's slashing, scapel-work on the Mendacity Gang!]
Michelle Landsberg, Toronto Star , Feb. 8th.

"Tories good for city: Harris. Premier Tries to contain tax controversy. 'Written it off? We've been the best thing that ever happened to Toronto (said Harris)'"
Joel Ruimy, Toronto Star, Feb. 10th.

"Social Serives Minister Janet Ecker has announced a new assault on the poorest and most vulnerable members of our society. Homeless welfare recipients are to present receipts to receive compensation for money spent on shelter. For single welfare recipients who do have a roof over their heads, receipts will also be required...and the working poor were removed from the Ontario Drug Plan... So, this latest Harris hatchet job will hurt the poor, cost the taxpayers more money [due to administration], and probably push the Tories a few points lower in the polls. What could possibly lie behind it?...The real goal is to terrorize Ontario workers into accepting Third World conditions. Are you only making $8 an hour with a few pathetic benefits? Well, just be happy...Anything is better than falling into the welfare abyss."
Victor Milne, Toronto Star, Feb. 10th.

"Tories' Janet Ecker is out of touch with reality...Get in touch with reality, minister, or get out. This province requires careful, compassionate and logical judgement. Your skills appear less than adequate for the job."
Mark Bulbrook, Toronto Star, Feb. 10th.

"Province pledges to help strapped ERs. Ontario will SOON [but not now!]spend millions to expand emergency-room service in Toronto hospitals in a bid to clear their crowded hallways, Health Minister Elizabeth Witmer PROMISES...Witmer pledged a SPRING announcement of funding to create thousands of long-term care beds to help free up acute-care beds...."(emphasis added)
                              Art Chamberlain, Toronto Star, Feb. 13th.

"There's a sense out there that government is literally addicted to the money...(from gambling)."
                         Rose Sottile of Angus Reid polling.

"Casino price tag more than revealed. ...The new Windsor Casino, which the government boasted will cost just $505 million, will actually cost $628 million. The government, in various public statements about the casino, failed to include land and other development costs, and in doing so downplayed by $123 million the final cost of the glitzy new casino..." (emphasis added)
Kevin Donovan, Toronto Star, Mar. 6th.



"I don't think the (teachers') strike sat well with the rank and file or with the public (said Harris)...We have one of the highest cost education systems in the world and the results (of standardized testing) are abysmal...There is damage to the credibility of the teaching profession and our job is to restore the trust." [with friends like Mikey, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES! - see following] Quoted by Diane Francis. Toronto Sun.

"Premier Mike Harris says many Ontario teachers have enough spare time to moonlight and dont't need any more time to absorb government changes to the education system".
Joel Ruimy, Toronto Star(?)

"Premier's 'ignorance' of teachers attacked. Union leader finds Harris' moonlighting remarks galling. 'Every time Premier Harris speaks about education he demonstrates his ignorance about the real lives of Ontario's teachers,' Marhall Jarvis, president of the 31,000-member Ontario English Catholic Techers' Association, said in a statement yesterday...He maligns 'tens of thousands... (and teachers) cannot expect fair treatment from the provincial government when the Premier does not understand the reality of life in the classrooms of the publicly funded school system."
Joel Ruimy, Toronto Star, Feb. 19th.

"Hospital crisis isn't chronic: Witmer.... According to his doctor, a delay in getting Fred Gregory, 42, into critical care may have put off diagnosis and surgery long enough that internal bleeding caused permanent spinal cord damage....Witmer said if there is a crisis it will be cured by restructuring. 'Eventually when it is up and running it may be better, but until then (Witmer) better hope it doesn't effect her or her family,' (Dr. Iris) Nolan said."Philip Lee Shanok, Toronto Sun, Feb 13th.

"Education cuts starting to look suicidal"
David Crane, Toronto Star, Feb 21, 1998.




"I am absolutely outraged by the comments and actions of those in our governement and elsewhere who insist Ontario's health care system is not in crisis...I watched my wife wait weeks for critical tests while the cancer grew inside her. I sat with her many nights in the emergency room waiting for a bed... I saw many procedures that might have prolonged her life delayed not because of lack of effort but because of lack of resources. I spent virtually 24 hours a day at her bedside having too often seen a single nurse left to care for up to nine seriously or critically ill patients on his/her own. When the cancer spread to her brain I watched her endure the pain and terror of seizures, unable to be transported by ambulance because the emergency room was on redirect. I pray that Premier Mike Harris and all those who insist that the health care system is just fine, thank you, never have to endure what my wife and I were forced to endure...My wife, Heather Margaret Cook, died on Jan.5 this year, having just turned 43."[[To which the Sun editor piously commented, "Sadly, the problems you cite have been building for years"!]Stephen B. Frakes, Toronto Sun, Feb. 22nd.

"Catastrophe looms: Ambulance chief. Our emergency healthcare services are one serious accident away from catastrophe, an ambulance official says after the worst backup in a decade. Every hospital in Toronto except the Hospital for Sick Children was directing ambulances to other hospitals at some point on Friday, Metro Ambulance operations manager Peter Rotolo said yesterday...'That's the worst situation I've seen since re-direct started 10 years ago.'"Brad Honywill, Toronto Sun, Feb. 22nd.  

"Property tax revolt grows. Assessments shock Toronto home, biz owners into action...(Dale) Ritch says Eves is dreaming. 'Amalgamation never saves money. Just look at Halifax or Winnipeg, where property taxes went up' he claims. Ritch warns a megacity means a mega union, with one CUPE local now representing 20,000 workers. 'Wages are going up.' And he also worries Lastman faces falling tax revenues as property owners vote with their feet and move out."
                           Linda Leatherdale, Toronto Sun, Feb. 22nd.

"Search for bed ends with death. Lucia Lacava's final journey was a frantic rush across Toronto by ambulance to reach an empty hospital bed".
Art Chamberlain, Toronto Star, Feb. 24.

"The province is being forced to open up more psychiatric beds to accommodate a backlong of mental patients illegally held in jail! (emphasis added)
Theresa Boyle, Toronto Star (?)

"Therapy centre for kids loses its funding... On the agenda will be a discussion with parents and health-care workers on how to cope with the loss of $615,000 from the centre's funding and of nine occupational therapists and physiotherapists and social workers...But the toughest question of the night will be which of 500 disabled children given therapy at the centre ( out of approx.2500), will now lose their care."
Michelle Shephard, Toronto Star (?)

"...the nature and quality of the non-compliance ( by the Ministry of Natural Resources) is extreme."
Mr. Justice Archie Campbell on MNR failure to properly manage Ontario's forestry.

 

"I'm not shocked there's been some technical differences between the ministry's staff interpretation... and the judge's interpretation." (emphasis added)
John Snobelen, Minister of Natural Resources and former Education Minister whose infamous"let's create a crisis" in education memo was leaked to the media.

"Lastman still firm: He's up for a fight... Ontario Conservatives have dumped $164 million worth of costs on to the city and set a business tax rate for education which is higher than the one in other municipalities. At one point, an angry Lastman made recent headlines when he called Mike Harris a liar. He later apologized. He offers no regrets [however] for his repeated pledges to defeat Tory MPPs who represent Toronto ridings in the next provincial election."
BenRuryk, Toronto Sun, Mar. 4th.

"Harris is obviously out of touch with the public mood...He said so himself only last week...the Ontario premier is dismissing the three surviving Dionne quintuplets, ailing and broke , as just another special interest group..."
            Editorial, Welland Tribune, Mar. 5th.

"Perhaps this reinvestment helps explain why emergency room use ...is actually decreasing. In fact, there were 191,821 emergency visits in '95-'96, compared to a projected 168,000 this year - a reduction of more than 23,000 visits." (emphasis added - another example like the projected $15 million "saved" on the infamous "snitch line"?)
Tim Hudak, MPP Niagara South

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