> satire continued



Members

HEADLINES & QUOTES CONTINUED

"Ambulance redirect affects patient care:paramedic...' If, as Mr. Hudak says, the current government is not responsible for the cuts to hospitals' budgets, the fact that it is unwilling to do anything or that it denies there is a problem makes it complicit in the current situation. The insensitive and ill-informed statement that emergency patient care is not jeopardized by critical care bypass particularly concerns me....In emergency treatment, time is precious, and any delay jeopardizes treatment and ultimate recovery (how long do you think a human can survive with a blocked airway, for example?)...As Niagara Falls only has two emergency vehicles, the results of the Niagara Falls hospital closing [due to redirect] to ambulances are obvious.'" [To ALL except the Tory MPPs apparently!]
�������������Rick Ferron, Paramedic 1, Niagara Falls Review, Mar. 13th.

"Harris vows to fund kid classes. 'The minister has assured those boards who are currently delivering JK that the funds will be there next September' Johnson said...Harris also seemed to suggest boards that offer JK may be able to cut the program and use the money elsewhere... The Tories promised in the Common Sense Revolution to make JK optional for Ontario school boards. JK funding was cut in half in 1996, which prompted 27 public and Catholic boards to dump the popular program." (emph. added)
������������������������������James Wallace, Toronto Sun, (?)




"Not too late to sign kids up for Mir space camp... Tuesday: Let the little ones sleep in a bit....But once they're up, it's off to Queen's Park for a special provincial program of arts and crafts. Using scraps of paper, glue, toilet paper tubes and Popsicle sticks, children will attept to rebuild the Tories' credibility after the Dionne fiasco."
���������������������������Linwood Barclay, Toronto Star (?)

"From the start of this sorry episode in November, Harris has been defensive and chippy. Last month, in response to a question about a possible public inquiry ...he suggested that the surviving quints wouldn't live long enough to see the results. Last week, he tried to deflect blame on to the quints' father and the opposition parties. This tough facade was shattered yesterday as the Premier personally delivered an apology to the Dionnes. The problem for Harris is that...(his apology and compensation) came only after a week of negative headlines and public outrage, they appeared more forced than genuine". (emphasis added)
��������������������������������Ian Urquhart, Toronto Star, Mar 7th.

"Dionne fiasco offers Harris a good lesson...If Harris and his not-so-whiz-kids crew think this is just a hiccup that will go away with a swallow of humble pie and some big cash, I don't think so. They need to look elsewhere like health care and education where Ontarians are also waiting impatiently for them to do the right thing."
���������������������������������Ellie Tesher, Toronto Star, Mar. 8th.

"Dionne family surprised as Harris limits inquiry. Premier decides monetary issue won't be part of judge's probe". (The beginning of "Dionnegate"?)
���������������������������Ellie Tesher, Toronto Star, Mar. 10th.

"(The Common Sense Revolution) was a 'tough love' message but the Tories are still 'kind and caring and compassionate' at heart. 'We need to explain and communicate that a lot better '(said Harris)... The public sees them as moving too fast and bullying anyone who gets in their way. To counter this image, Harris and his ministers have been attempting to soften their rhetoric by larding their speeches with words like 'caring' and 'listening' [on the advice of their spindoctors!]. But a softer image may be difficult , if not impossible, to achieve because it runs counter to the Tories' political instincts." (emphasis added)
Ian Urquhart, Toronto Star (?)

"Curriculum reform exercise called a farce...Parents and experts invited to advise the province on a massive revision of Ontario's high school curriculum are branding the exercise a farce. 'There's great suspicion that there's a hidden agenda,' said Daryl Copeland, of the Institute of International Affairs, an independent non-governmental agency....'What scares me is the speed that this is going',said Margot McGrath-Harding of Brampton Education Network. 'This is being driven by a political agenda rather than by students'".
����������������������Peter Small, Toronto Star Mar. 13th.

"Greater Toronto board plan blasted...The new board's poorly defined powers drew shapr crticism from leaders in Toronto and neighbouring regions. Deputy Toronto Mayor Case Ootes dismissed the province's plan as a 'half-way' solution...while Mississauga Mayor Hazel McCallion complained that it 'says nothing, and says it well.'" (emphasis added!!!)
��������������Joel Ruimy & John Spears, Toronto Star, Mar. 13th.




"Casino deal called a bust... Star investigation shows the government's charity casino initiative is in a shambles...Not one contract, called an 'operating ageement', has een signed between the province and the private casino operators...Thirty-nine of the 44 casino licenses offered by the province have been rebuffed by host cities. Those cities say it will be a long time - and never in cities such as Toronto and London - before they allow a casino. Only Hamilton and Windsor have given a blanket approval, while Brantford, Sarnia and Fort Erie said yes, if certain conditions are met...Around the province , mayors and their councils are balking. 'I think quite frankly this shows the bankruptcy of the government's policy,' says Ajax Mayor Steve Parish...'"
���������������Moira Welsh & Kevin Donovan, Toronto Star, Mar. 15th.

"Hospital restructuring chief criticizes provincial government ...Dr. Duncan Sinclair said it (the government) has been quick to cut hospital funding but slow to re-invest those savings in community health care services...'I've been critical of their failure to re-invest quickly enough in community servces...I'm really at a loss as to why it has taken so long to make the commitments about home health care' Sinclair told reporters afterward."
Gord Howard, Niagara Falls Review, Mar. 16th.




"Niagara Agency member draws fire...The province has tossed a handfull of grit into the smooth operations of the Niagara Escarpement Commision, environmentalists charge. A past-president of the Aggregate Producers Association, Dave Arnillis one of eight new members appointed by the Conservative government...It was gravel industry abuse of the escarpment's resources that led to the creation of the 17-member commision in 1973 to act as a watchdog over development...Liberal environment critic Domenic Agostino plans to call Arnhill and two others before (the Legislature's commitee on government agencies)...Agostino wants the committee to hear from nominees Sam Luckhardt, an Owen Sound farmer and friend of Bill Murdoch, the area's anti-escarpement commission Tory MPP, and Jaquelyn Fraser, a Guelph consultant who has done work for the aggregate industry. The government's nominees will provide a balance on the commission, said Peter Hickey, an aide to Natural Resources Minister John Snobelen." (emphasis added!!!!!!!!!!)
����������������������Brian McAndrew, Toronto Star (?)

"These changes are nothing but nasty..."
�����������Ruth Mott on Janet Ecker's welfare "reforms".

"'I am not just a guy who would give a tax break to the well-heeled at the expense of the poor. I am also a sweetheart. A sensative guy. A teddybear. That's the message we want to communicate...So we are all clear' the premier told his troops."
������������Linwood Barclay, Toronto Star, March 2.

"Stressed -out hospital staff pins hopes on operating study ...Staff representatives say employees are worn out from cutbacks over the past two years, and also want a quick solution. They fear more jobs may be in jeopardy if Greater Niagara General Hospital's debt isn't brought under control soon. Those worries were reinforced by a newspaper advertisement the hospital's board of governors ran three weeks ago. It was a warning to the community that they might consider cutting services�if the government didn't help find an answer...Vacarro (chief steward for clerical workers union) said most workers feel that hospital has been understaffed for several years, as provincial funding was reduced...Tom Roy (president of technical workers union) expects the review (slated for later in the year) will show what staff already believes: That there just aren't enough people working at GNGH now....Six years ago, the hospital underwent a similar review and got good grades...'We've probably got 25 percent less staff now than we did then. If they were telling us we were okay then, obviously it stands to reason we must be understaffed now....Ontario Nurses Association local 60 President JoAnne Shannon said local workers need a break. 'The full-time staff are exhausted...people can't work overtime on a regular basis, they just can't keep that up,'she said. At times, the stress has reduced some nurses to tears, she added."
�����������������������Gord Howard, Niagara Falls Review, Mar. 18 th.

" Curriculum renewal: it's kids versus plolitics... ...[The process] involved tapping the expertise and winning the confidence of some 300 representatives of the educational and professional groups...Two dozen of the participants, told to say nothing, defiantly announced to the press that the process was a farce, that they were there to 'adorn and not advise', that there were 'hidden agendas', that therewould be 'change by decree, not by degree' - each a perfectly reasonable interpretation of what had happened....We would like to see the government [forget about the next election and] take an extra year to test the new curriculum....This extra year is needed because it could well make a lifetime of difference to a generation of Ontario kids." ( emphasis added)
���������������������������Editorial, Toronto Star, Mar. 18th.




"The Eves of Destruction"
�������������������Mel Lastman, Feb. 17

"Gov't to break deal:OPSEU...Casselman (union president) said the government's agreement to make'reasonable efforts' to protect the jobs of staff transfered to the private sector has hobbled Tory privitization plans....Management Board spokesman Mike Low said the government is reviewing the reasonable efforts clause."
���������������James Wallace, Toronto Sun, Mar. 19th.

*"Tax hike real crime: Merchants."
����������������
Don Wanagas, Toronto Sun, Mar.20th.

"Why do we need referendums?...And the questions you'd really like to vote on will never make it to the ballot. How about 'Should Paul Bernardo and/or Karla Homolka receive the death penalty?'"
���������������Christian Blizzard, Toronto Sun, Mar. 20th.


"Reform appointment seen as bid by Harris to quell dissent...Tory strategist Leslie Noble believes (Line) Maheux will help the party repair its bedraggled communications strategy [remember the spindoctors' 'kind & caring' and the Dionne fiasco?] and help the party sell itself in the next election."
�����������������John Ibbitson, Niagara Falls Review, Mar.21st.

"Balanced budget a sure bet: Liberals....Soaring casino revenues will help Ontario's Conservative government balance its books a year ahead of schedule, the oppositon Liberals predict. And the province has set aside $1 million to establish a stand-alone communications group TO SELL WARY TAXPAYERS on controversial video lottery terminals, finance ministry documents show."[emphasis added]
��������������
Jeff Harder, Toronto Sun, Mar.22nd.

"Harris like Hitler: Grit."[Tsk!'Tsk!]
������������
James Wallace, Toronto Sun, Mar.17th.

"I'm sure I'll have to ...(work to defeat the Harris government in the next election)... I have no choice."
����������������������������Mel Lastman, Feb.5th.

AND FINALLY...

"Mike Harris you are a liar!" [Mendacity is a MUCH more pleasant word]
Guess who?

To sum up:

WOULD YOU BUY A USED CAR FROM ANY ONE OF THESE THREE

EDUCATIONAL LOSERS
[One advocated creating a crisis, and all three have actually supported
and helped create a politically-motivated crisis in education!]


Links

Some of my favourite links!

My federal politics archive. Political commentary on the federal and civic scenes.

Mike Harris vs. Ghengis Khan. Guess who emerges the hero?

More Later!