Ontario Oxymoron Members Home Page

<>THIS IS THE "NEW & IMPROVED SITE" WE PROMISED YOU!
We Are Herein "Permanantly" Under Construction
as we want to hear ONLY from our hand-picked Tories at "town-hall meetings"
and NOT from the PEOPLE OF ONTARIO! WARNING! THIS HOME PAGE CONTAINS PASSAGES OF SATIRE & STINGING COMMENTARY AND IS DEEMED UNFIT FOR THE EYES OF ANYONE WHO IS A TORY OR OVER THE AGE OF 99! Click here IF YOU ARE UNDER 99
AND WANT TO SEE OUR "PROUD ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
OF THE LAST FEW MONTHS!
IF YOU ARE A TORY, CLICK HERE
(unless you have Mendacity's permission to continue).

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